November 09

The Wit's End Roast

The Wit's End Roast

It’s gonna be a bloodbath (the fun kind). Over 15 comics enter, one comic leaves victorious in a no-holds-barred diss tournament for the ages. Bracket-style battles, razor-sharp jabs, and savage comebacks. NOTHING is safe and nobody’s feelings are, either.

Come scream, cringe, and cackle as the city’s boldest roasters go head-to-head round after round until only one mic-swinging maniac remains. You’ll help crown the night’s champ, so bring your loudest laugh and your meanest clap. Grab your crew, grab a drink, and brace yourself, The Wit’s End Roast is where reputations go to die and legends are born.

11/09/2025 8:00 PM

Door Time: 6:00 PM

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​It’s gonna be a bloodbath (the fun kind). Over 15 comics enter, one comic leaves victorious in a no-holds-barred diss tournament for the ages. Bracket-style battles, razor-sharp jabs, and savage comebacks. NOTHING is safe and nobody’s feelings are, either. 

Come scream, cringe, and cackle as the city’s boldest roasters go head-to-head round after round until only one mic-swinging maniac remains. You’ll help crown the night’s champ, so bring your loudest laugh and your meanest clap. Grab your crew, grab a drink, and brace yourself, The Wit’s End Roast is where reputations go to die and legends are born.


Please take note of the following:

VIP tickets are Preferred Tabletop Seating.

General Admission tickets are General Seating which is first come first serve.

Bar is open after events until midnight. Kitchen closes at 11:30.

  • No refunds or exchanges.
  • All patrons must be ages 21+ with valid ID. No exceptions!!
  • No backpacks, all bags are subject to search.
  • No outside food or drink allowed
  • There WILL be adult content. No heckling, don’t be that person, you’ll be asked to leave and you will not get a refund
  • NO VIDEO OR PHOTOGRAPHY IS ALLOWED DURING SHOWS
  • We take pride in our drink minimum (which is zero!) so please be mindful of this as you tip your servers and enjoy your food and beverages during the show!
  • 30 minute late arrivals will not be guaranteed their seats
  • General Seating is first come first serve, we can not guarantee you will sit with a larger party together, but we will try!

It’s gonna be a bloodbath (the fun kind). Over 15 comics enter, one comic leaves victorious in a no-holds-barred diss tournament for the ages. Bracket-style battles, razor-sharp jabs, and savage comebacks. NOTHING is safe and nobody’s feelings are, either.

Come scream, cringe, and cackle as the city’s boldest roasters go head-to-head round after round until only one mic-swinging maniac remains. You’ll help crown the night’s champ, so bring your loudest laugh and your meanest clap. Grab your crew, grab a drink, and brace yourself, The Wit’s End Roast is where reputations go to die and legends are born.